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Continuing onward with the weighty subject of Tom Hardy’s body transformation for Bane, here’s how he looked at the Tinker Tailor premiere on Sept 14, 2011. TDKR filming was going on in Los Angeles at the time and Tom was probably at peak weight. You can actually see those mountain-size trapezii straining to burst out of his jacket. Since I like to keep things classy, I’ve included a shot of the glutei maximi, which appear to have the same aim as the traps. Yep, Bane’s suiting-up challenges were huge. 

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yes. 

huge.     ;o))

Bane has to suit up for Gotham Police Department’s annual ball…It’s uncomfortable but it’s for John :’)

Dat ass….dem thighs….

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